Kim Kardashian tweeted the above photo last night with the message “Can’t sleep tonight…”. AND?!?! She couldn’t sleep so she decided to play with Photoshop until she rendered herself into some kind of cat-faced sexbot? Anyway… there’s lots of Kardashian news today, but considering much of it is fake tabloid drama, let’s start with the real story. Last week, Jon Hamm slammed Kim Kardashian and the purveyors of “incuriousness” in an Elle UK interview. He actually called her a “f–king idiot”. Kim responded on Monday, saying something about how awesome she is at being a producer, businesswoman, writer, etc. And now Jon Hamm has responded to her response, saying:
“It’s surprising to me that it has become remotely a story,” he told E! News. “I don’t know Ms. Kardashian, I know her public persona. What I said was meant to be more on pervasiveness of something in our culture, not personal, but she took offense to it and that is her right.”
[Jon Hamm’s comments via E! News]
Classy. I like that he didn’t apologize or claim to be misquoted. I also like that he didn’t insult her further. This is why we love The Hamm. I wonder if Kim will respond again? Hopefully not.
Now, onto the tabloid dramz. OK! Magazine reports this week that when Kim was in Paris for Kanye West’s show, “the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other… Backstage, they were really touchy-feely, and she was blatantly giving him bedroom eyes. Later, they secretly met for drinks at his hotel room. She tries to say they’re just friends, but no one is fooled. Whenever she talks about him, she gets this Cheshire Cat grin on her face and then quickly changes the subject.”
But what about Reggie Bush? What about all of those Saudi princes just waiting to add Ol’ Kat-face to their harems? Well, OK’s insider says “Kim’s still pretty hung up on Reggie, and she knows this will make him jealous. Yet, as soon as her and Kris Humphries‘s marriage went south, she and Kanye were back at it. And this trip to Paris has really heated things up.” However, In Touch Weekly claims that Reggie has already dumped Kim – a source says, “Reggie never really trusted her.” And when Kim was trying to make Reggie jealous by hooking up with Kanye, it made Reggie realize that Kim is just a cat-faced famewhore (and perhaps an actual whore): “Reggie’s been telling people that Kim’s disgusting for hooking up with Kanye. They deserve each other.” Dun dun dun. While I think Kim and Reggie were exploring perhaps getting back together, I do wonder if either of them was taking it seriously. Oh, well. I hope Kim sticks with Kanye. I think they’d be fun together.
Header courtesy of Kim’s Twitter, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.
LOL @ Chesire Cat grin – like she’s physically able to have any other grin at this point.
Hey now. It’s not right to call a woman a whore for having sex.
It’s perfectly alright to call THIS woman a whore because she whores herself for money and fame. There’s not a truly sexual bone (pardon the pun) in this quasi-barbie’s body.
Cant. Get past. The bald spot.
it’s like her hair is trying to run away from her face. we should probably all take a cue from it.
I also love the positioning of her hand In that pic like she’s making BJ gestures. Lol!
LMAO….you made my day!!!
I wonder if she thinks that she is getting back at Amber Rose for essentially calling her a wh-re too. Oh well. Too crazy, delusional famewhores deserve one another. For some reason I feel sorry for Kanye. And I hate him.
omg she is soo skeezy. Perfect for Kanye.
I was just going to say, they’re a perfect match in my opinion. LOL!
God she is a pig. Who would really want to hit that? What is she like 32 or something near to that and already used up. She’s been done so much by so many that she will be wearing diapers by 40.
and kanye hasnt? great double standard there. even so she, like every one else, deserves better than kanye west.
Okay, I know she is a big, cat-faced, photoshopped fake. But, daaammn, I find that top picture hot!
She is disgusting on so very many levels.
I wonder how many STD’s she has and how many men she has given them to or gotten them from – yuk.
I pray this pairing happens and it goes big. I love Kanye’s music hate his big ole stupid mouth who has nothing relevant to say. I also don’t miss his ALL CAPS rant on Twitter; I read DListed not that I was following this twirp. I agree with @some bitch. A woman should not be called a whore for having sex HOWEVER using the sex to gain fame and fortune is a WHORE…Webster Def: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money (amateur porn with Ray J): prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman (Kardashians). You cannot cut and paste the whole thing because there was a picture of Kim right next to the definition.
Err, why is one definition okay and the other not? Let’s be honest, she’s a whore both ways. Even if she weren’t I still wouldn’t like her.
I thought there have been rumors that Kanye is gay? She is disgusting in so many ways. She just thinks shes so hot. So not.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s the best thing ever.
My deepest sympathy. I’ll call Rome to see if they can get an exorcist for you computer.
If Kim Kardashian really wants love she’ll stop acting like a 20 year old and start behaving like a 30 year old.
I feel sorry for her because it seems that she can’t stop acting out, whether or not the Kanye story is true.
She needs to step back out of the spotlight and evaluate whats important to her because to be frank, there are a lot of worthwhile men who would still have her and who she could really make a life partnership with.
I thought Reggie Bush was dating the Old Navy chick that resembles Kim K. That one that prompted the lawsuit.
I cannot stand this woman! I want to cry I hate her so much 🙁
Duh obviously she is a whore. She got famous for a sex tape that she herself leaked. Porn stars get a bad rap but this girl gets paid millions? Shes a low grade hooker whose career is over and mommy will be pimping her out to Saudi Princes’ soon to keep the money flowing in.
She tweeted this picture of herself???? Seriously?? What is with these young actresses & old (Demi) tweeting or leaking pictures of themselves half dressed, in bikinis or naked?
They have the lowest self esteem to be so desperate for attention. sad.
How do the regular folk get that airbrushing twitter app?
Reggie really wants her but he is afraid of her and all her drama. Coward!!! He cannot hold a candle up to Kris Humphries who was MAN enough to marry her and then absolutely stand up for his manhood. Kim plays all these men because it is the only thing she knows how to do. There is obviously a very, very sick script in her head. I doubt there is any man on earth who is able to decode it and conquer her.
She’s so close to the end now, even Parasite is jealous…
I only click on Kardashian stories to read Kaiser’s comments. I am rarely disappointed.
“AND?!?! She couldn’t sleep so she decided to play with Photoshop until she rendered herself into some kind of cat-faced sexbot?”
LMAO
Reggie, what word would you use for yourself for ‘hooking’ up with Kim Kardashian?
She couldn’t sleep?!! Oooookaaayyyy.
But, yes, I too tumble into bed in full-throttle make-up with my hair freshly brushed. So what do I do when I can’t sleep? Why I just rip off my top, put on a pair of sexy bloomers, drape my luxurious sheets just so, grab my camera and give the lens my best “I want to diddle-your-fiddle face,” that’s what!!!
She said “sexy bloomers”
Giggle
i never come on a kim thread, but… that bald spot picture is hilarious, every time i see it i lol. THANKS.
Kim’s hair looks like it’s heading in the same direction as Naomi Campbell’s hair.
I thought Kanye was gay?
Good lord, more photo-shopping in that one pic than all of Maxim magazine. She really doesn’t have anything else to offer, does she?
Kanye and Kim were made for each other. This is a perfect match in famewhore heaven!!!
Kaiser- pls do me a favor and please post that pic of Kim with her tongue hanging out and bald spot every time she comes up. You know she thinks that pic looks hot!!!
I can’t stand Kim but if she’s disgusting what does that make him?
they deserve each other!
Well, there you have it
Bald spot extensions, botox, brazilian butt lift, loose twat, droopy mouth, bad skin and a whore all wrapped in one body… Smh
She used to be so pretty when she was first noticed too
It’s a cryin shame
Yah they do deserve each other. Reggie didnt trust a woman who used sex to become famous, he had no respect for her. Thats why he didnt marry her like she wanted. His mother raised him right. Well kind of… he shouldnt have agreed to make a sex tape with her in the first place.